Copied from Mark’s blog becasue I am to burnt right now to rewrite this:

We are hiring a part time blogger professional at Wallhogs. We need about 60-80 hours of work per month and we pay $2 per hour (just kidding…that’s negotiable). The responsibilities include making posts on our blog, targeting other blogs that deal with a subject we are currently working on, pushing to get related posts about our company with appropriate blogs, and other miscellaneous stuff. We like someone who is a good writer, witty, hard working, and any other positive adjective. If you are interested in this opening please contact Kendall (Kenny G) at schoenrock [@] gmail.com. If you know anyone please let them know about the opening - THANKS!!

Mark, are you kidding? Did you just call me Kenny G? What the heck is wrong with you?